Friday, 1 July 2016

Meet The Composers: Górecki

Originally published on Litro on 09/01/14


© Ian Shine

“If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.” So said Voltaire back in the 18th century. But in a 21st century world where, for many, God does not exist because we’ve chosen to phase out such a notion, what is it necessary to invent to replace God?

“Atheists should learn to rescue some of what is beautiful, touching and wise from all that no longer seems true,” according to Alain de Botton. “What is good within the faiths belongs to all of mankind… and deserves to be reabsorbed selectively.”

So what is good within the faiths? What do religions offer? Well, they offer us something we need, because if they did not — regardless of whether they are a fantasy or not — no-one would pay any attention to them.

They offers us a realm to escape to, away from the burdens of the world. A place to stop and consider life; to turn away from ourselves and survey the meaning of our existence, our place within the universe. A place to admit that we are wrong and flawed; that we are human. A form of release. Somewhere where the unceasing machinations of time cease to matter.

And depending on who we are, we may already find such good within yoga, getting smashed on a Friday night, burying our head in a book, running marathons, attending orgies, stroking a cat or popping outside for a fag break at work.

We may also find it in music, as the Polish composer Henryk Górecki (1933-2010) noted:

“I think that music is one of the domains that people really need, and its importance only depends on whether one knows how to receive it. Not only music, also literature, painting, sculpture, and film. [Russian film director Andrei] Tarkovsky said that art is prayer. It is something that I also emphasise.”

Górecki (pronounced goo-ret-ski) was a practitioner of “holy minimalism”, a school of classical music that uses simple forms of composition — harmonies, repetition, a limited number of chords — in accordance with sacred music techniques and texts, but without intending to convey a spiritual message. In short, a form of music that seeks to take the good within faiths and offer it to the secular world.

Holy minimalism’s foremost exponent was probably the recently departed John Tavener, but, for me, Tavener’s music doesn’t quite plunge to the same emotional depths as Góreck’s output. For while Tavener’s music is like a huge rock thrown into the lake of the soul, causing enormous splashes and billows, the surface soon returns to its original state. Górecki’s music, however, is like a perpetual scree of pebbles that slip through the lake’s surface and steadily build on top of one another until they fill up the basin, totally displacing the water. See, in particular, the second movement of his Symphony No. 3.

Górecki’s name may not be the first that would trip off the tongue if asked to name a composer born in the 20th century, but he is responsible for the best-selling contemporary classical CD in the shape of his Symphony No. 3. He wrote the piece in late 1976, but it only gained international recognition after a 1992 recording by the London Sinfonietta became one of the UK’s best-selling albums in 1993.

This popularity prompted Górecki to say of the symphony: “Perhaps people find something they need in this piece of music… something they were missing. Something somewhere had been lost to them.”

Indeed, Alex Ross, author of The Rest Is Noise: Listening to the 20th Century, says Górecki’s works provide “oases of repose in a technologically oversaturated culture”.

What is Symphony No. 3?

Also known as the Symphony of Sorrowful Songs, it is a piece of three “very, very slow” movements, according to Michał Dworzynski, who recently conducted it at London’s Southbank Centre. That performance lasted about 55 minutes, although when Górecki conducted it himself it could take up to 70 minutes.



The text of each movement is a variation on the theme of separation of mother and child. The first is a 15th-century prayer in which the Virgin Mary grieves over the dying Jesus. The words of the second were written by a teenage girl on the wall of her Gestapo prison cell, while the third is based on a 19th-century Polish folk melody in which a mother mourns the loss of her young son during an uprising.

“But even if you don’t understand the text, you can find meaning,” Dworzynski says. “The strongest meaning of this symphony, is that it is giving us time to live. Us as humans, we need this kind of time to ourselves.”

This extra-temporality of the symphony is something that is widely commented upon. The sleeve notes say that: “All tempi are nominally slow, but are subject to such subtle changes and influences that conventional notions of slow and fast are set at nought, and a new sort of dynamism develops.”

The music seems to almost pulse, the violin and cello strings unceasing but slipping from the borders of silence to a place just beneath piercing, lifting the listener up and down with them. As I mentioned in my previous piece about composers, it easy to see links between classical and electronic music. The overarching idea of subtly altered repetitions of a simple motif that build to a peak and then descend is one that props up all electronic music. You can hear this a lot in Floating Points’ work, and you can hear the same oscillating pulse in The Streets. Lamb even sampled Symphony No. 3 for their 1997 single Górecki, although this is a rather poor tribute to the man and his works in this writer’s opinion.

Symphony No. 3 was seen as somewhat naïve when it first appeared, marking a shift in Górecki’s style from the avant garde’s favoured dissonant clashes and violent stabbings of sound — remnants of which can be heard at the start of his second symphony — to traditional composition. It is no coincidence that he wrote it just after becoming professor of composition at the State Higher School of Music in Katowice, where he found himself in continuous conflict with Poland’s communist authorities as he looked to shield his students from political interference. As such, the symphony’s nod towards the church is a subtle attack on these authorities, for the Polish church was “the sole, truly independent church in the whole Soviet Bloc”, according to the historian Norman Davies, and as such offered a shelter from the regime, somewhere to escape to.

“[The church’s] strength can be explained in part by the suffering of the war years, which turned people’s minds to the solace of religion; in part by the law of human cussedness, which increased people’s loyalty to the church just because their government forbade it,”[i] Davies says.

Górecki became more overtly political with his later composition, Miserere, written in protest at militia violence against members of the Polish trade union Solidarity in 1981. The piece, which runs to over 30 minutes, involves an unaccompanied choir repeating a Latin text of only five words — “Domine Deus noster, Miserere nobis” (Lord our God, have mercy on us) — with the final clause not actually sung until the final three minutes. It might sound dull, but it possesses an otherworldliness that, if I could express in writing, would make it not worth listening to.

For Górecki, music was not just music, but it was a response to life, a way of coping with life, and even more so, it was life itself. One of his most famous remarks was uttered to a student who asked him how they should know what music to write. “If you can live without music for two or three days, then don’t write — it might be better to spend the time with a girl or with a beer. If you can live without listening to music — any kind of music — then live without music. If you don’t need it, you don’t need it. But then that is a very poor person. Very, very poor.”

Symphony No. 3 has become something I cannot live without; something I have come to need, every two or three days, to find space to live. Once you’ve listened to it, you may find that the same becomes true for you. Górecki’s Symphony No. 4 will have its world premiere at London’s Southbank Centre on Saturday 12 April.

[i] Heart of Europe: The Past in Poland’s Present, Norman Davies

Friday, 13 May 2016

Smart TV

Originally published in SAS Inflight Magazine, December 2014

Science fiction meets science fact in Swedish drama Real Humans



How do you feel about your smartphone or your tablet computer? Are they essential to your daily life? Would you miss them if they were taken away? Are they changing the way you think? Do you, perhaps, love them?

These might sound like ridiculous questions, especially the last one, but they’re not ridiculous to the creators of Swedish TV series Real Humans (Äkta Människor). Set in a parallel version of the present day, it shows us a world where humans live and work alongside ‘hubots’ (robots that look and act like humans), which they buy to help with everything from childcare to keeping fit, cleaning houses to companionship.

The action follows two families: the Engmans – who get a free hubot after buying a replacement for their grandfather’s malfunctioning hubot, Odi – and the Pålssons, whose robot companions jeopardize their marriage and employment prospects. However, Grandfather Engman isn’t happy with his bossy new hubot’s lifestyle suggestions, and he begins to miss the companionship he had with Odi. As for Roger Pålsson, his wife’s close relationship with their male hubot and his own frustrations with electronic colleagues lead him to join the anti-hubot movement, ‘Real Humans’.


Meanwhile, living on the edges of society is a group of rebel hubots, so sophisticatedly programmed (through USB ports in their necks) that they’ve developed free will and set out to find independent lives. Constantly tracking them are two black marketeers, who look to capture and reprogramme these hubots before selling them on.

More than sci-fi or pure fantasy, Real Humans explores the effects of our growing reliance on technology. Why do we need to remember information if a computer can do it for us? Why does someone need to employ us if a computer can do a quicker job? Why do people need to talk to us if a robot knows them better?

And if you think the concept is a bit far-fetched, get out your smartphone (once you land) to look up Asimo, a Japanse robot that recently played football with Barack Obama. Or Pepper, a robot that can read and respond to human emotions. Or Eugene Goostman, a computer that tricked judges at a Turing test into believing it was a real boy. That parallel world may not be too far away.

Monday, 2 May 2016

Why I was wrong about Hong Kong

Originally published in Travel Trade Gazette in January 2011

Hong Kong may be known for its skyline, bankers and knock-off watches, but Ian Shine saw a different side to it on a Hong Kong Tourism Board and Qatar Airways fam trip



I went to Hong Kong with “fake expectations”. I was ready for fake watches, fake designer bags, man-made landscapes and expat communities – and while I did get offered plenty of pretty convincing fake Rolexes, I also found a lot more than just a counterfeit culture.

The undeveloped rural fishing village of Tai O on Lantau Island was the last thing I had anticipated, while the hustle and bustle of Kowloon’s markets showed up a raw side of Hong Kong – literally raw in the case of the wet markets – that is far from prominent in many guide books.


Hong Kong markets © Ian Shine

Hong Kong is essentially made up of three parts – Hong Kong Island, Kowloon and Lantau Island. Our three-night trip began on Kowloon, and on our first night we dragged our jet-lagged bodies to Victoria Harbour to see the Symphony of Lights.

Recognised by Guinness World Records as the world’s largest permanent light and sound show, it involves lights and lasers being splashed over 40 buildings on the Kowloon and Hong Kong Island sides of the harbour, but did little to impress us.

The sight of Hong Kong’s skyline is stunning enough on its own – when you’re confronted by a jaw-dropping tableau of super-structures piercing the night sky with their height and white office lights, it seems somewhat unnecessary to daub crude reds, blues, yellows and greens all over it.

Off the beaten track
The next morning we went on a “behind the scenes” tour of Kowloon, getting off the tourist trail and into the markets. But Hong Kong’s size means nothing is far from anything, and Kowloon’s main street, Nathan Road, is only a few minutes’ walk away.

We hit the more sedate Jade Market and the wet markets, where locals manhandle still-living fish before selecting that night’s dinner and having it killed before their eyes. It doesn’t stink of fish though, and the pavements are continually doused in water to keep them clean. 


Raw fish for sale on Hong Kong's wet markets © Ian Shine

Round the wet markets you can also find colour-coordinated displays of fruit and vegetables. Dragon fruit was a personal favourite – spiky on the outside, spongy on the inside, it has a pleasant neutral taste and is common at Hong Kong hotel breakfasts.

That evening we got our haggling hats on for the Ladies’ Market on Tung Choi Street in the Mong Kok area of Kowloon – the most crowded place in the world with 130,000 people living in every square kilometre.

It is just as crowded with counterfeit, or as the stallholders call them “copy”, watches and bags. There’s a tangible buzz about the place as 10.30pm closes in – prices fall as sellers try to shift everything – and I see tourists haggling prices on copy Jimmy Choo bags down from £40 to £10. It would take a skilled eye to tell they are fake though.

Island mentality
The next day was Lantau Island day, where we saw the fishing village of Tai O. The fishermen and their families live in wooden stilt houses that are anything but 21st century.

It is hard to believe it is just a 30-minute drive from built-up Kowloon. Andy Hancock, Wendy Wu’s head of product and operations, described the experience as “like seeing two different worlds in one”.


Lantau Island © Ian Shine

The markets are decked out with strings of fish bladders and jars of shark fins – both eaten for their youth-preserving collagen.

“It’s so different to the images you see of Hong Kong,” said Justine Hubbard, Infinity Holidays’ Australasia sales manager. “You don’t realise Lantau is out there and is so easy to get to.”

After seeing the Tian Tan Buddha – the largest outdoor Buddha statue in the world – and marvelling at the vistas from the 25-minute cable car ride on the Ngong Ping Skyrail, we headed to Hong Kong island and the nightlife of its Lan Kwai Fong area – where the expats go out after a day at work.

It is packed with bars and the partying goes on well into the early hours. We got round three bars, including one with a DJ who is unable to leave any record on for longer than 45 seconds, and left at 5am – an early night by Hong Kong standards.

Selling Hong Kong
Hong Kong mainly attracts the 50-plus market for two or three-night stopovers, but there is so much here for a younger market – and that could easily fill four or five days.

“Hong Kong’s selling point is its diversity,” said Sandra Kwan, the Hong Kong Tourism Board’s travel trade marketing manager. “Hong Kong island is new, young, modern and trendy; Kowloon is more cultural and traditional, while Lantau is a lot greener.”

What makes this diversity extra special is its accessibility. Hong Kong is small and easy to get around; taxis are cheap, the metro is slick and our hotels ran regular shuttle buses. 

From rural Tai O to the buzzing markets of Kowloon and nightlife of Lan Kwai Fong, Hong Kong has it all, and it feels very real.

Flying to Hong Kong
We flew via Doha with Qatar Airways, sampling business class on the newer Boeing 777 (above) and the older Airbus A330-200. The mounds of space, especially on the 777, combined with the restaurant-worthy food and drinks, plus an entertainment system with more than 200 films, makes the trip feel anything but long. The disadvantage of flying Qatar is that you have to change in Doha, although this could be used as an opportunity for a 24-hour stopover.

Flights from Heathrow to Doha take about six hours, and from Doha to Hong Kong about eight hours. Return flights take another hour due to headwinds. The 777 only flies the Heathrow leg, while the Airbus A330-200 with its slightly smaller business class – still roomy but without the fully flat beds of the 777 – flies the Doha to Hong Kong leg. Heathrow-Hong Kong flights start from £547 in economy and £1,892 business class.

Hong Kong’s Airport Express makes getting away easy, allowing you to check-in bags at the central Kowloon or Hong Kong stations at no extra cost. They are then taken to the airport for you. It runs every 12 minutes from 05.50 to 01.15 every day. A single ticket costs £8, a return £14.

Where to stay
On Kowloon we stayed in the quirky Harbour Plaza 8 Degrees hotel – so-named because the walls and ceiling in its lobby lean at eight degrees. The rooms are generously-sized by Hong Kong standards, and two rooms can be linked for families. It is about a 10-minute drive from central Kowloon, and a free shuttle bus runs every 40 minutes. City Superior rooms are priced from £61 per night. City Deluxe rooms (above) start from £82 per night. Book through Hotels.com

On Hong Kong Island we stayed in the ultra modern L’Hotel Island South. Just six months old, it has free Wi-Fi, iPod docks in every room and the kind of pristine design that would appeal to 20-somethings. The main drawback is its location on the south of the island, where the metro does not yet reach. The plus side of being a bit further out is that prices are low considering the quality. A free shuttle bus runs every 90 minutes to Hong Kong station and takes about 30 minutes. City View rooms start at £53 per night. Book through Hotels.com

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Join our club

Originally published in SAS Inflight Magazine, January 2015

The Riot Club says a lot about Britain’s richest and most privileged people



Most people in Britain view new film The Riot Club as an attack on the boys who became the men that now make up that country’s political elite. However, the film’s writer, Laura Wade, claims that its characters – like those in her play Posh, on which the movie is based – are entirely fictitious.

Whatever the truth is, the ten youngsters who constitute The Riot Club get involved in uncannily similar situations to those enjoyed by members of the real-life Bullingdon Club. What situations exactly? Booking tables at expensive restaurants, getting outrageously drunk and then causing as much damage as possible. And what is the Bullingdon Club? An all-male dining society for select, mostly privately educated, Oxford University students, of which UK Prime Minister David Cameron and London Mayor Boris Johnson were simultaneously members.



‘The biggest thing in the film is the empathy question. Our government has shown a lack of that,’ Wade says, in reference to extensive welfare cuts after 2008’s financial crisis. ‘In the same way, the boys in the film are unable to understand the lives of those who are less wealthy and have had fewer opportunities than them.’ 

However, one member of Cameron’s Conservative Party accused the film of being nothing but ‘revenge’ for cuts to film festival subsidies, and there might be something to that idea of one privileged and exclusive section of society – the film industry – expressing anger with another. The Riot Club stars Sam Claflin (Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games) as a student invited to join the club because his brother was a member. In a case of life imitating art, it also stars Max Irons – the son of actors Jeremy Irons and Sinéad Cusack – and Freddie Fox – child of two well-known British TV actors. In addition, the movie’s producer, Peter Czernin, went to school with Cameron – at Eton, where annual fees are about £35,000 ($55,000) – later shared a flat with him and donated £5,000 to his campaign to become Conservative Party leader.

This might explain why Irons – himself privately educated – says the film is ‘not attacking people who go to private schools or Oxford University, but a particular set of values’. He also says Czernin texted Cameron telling him to watch the film, and that the Prime Minister replied saying he will. Who knows what his reaction might be

Saturday, 30 April 2016

Restaurant Review - The Ambrette, Canterbury

Originally published in The Kent Food & Drink Guide


“Indian food has graduated beyond Chicken Tikka Masala,” head chef Dev Biswal tells me after one of the most outstanding meals I’ve had. “But a lot of restaurants don’t show that.”

The menu, like his CV, takes south-east Asia as a starting point and heads west to Kent. A key stop on the way is Dubai, where Dev worked in top hotels cooking classical French cuisine. What he does with The Ambrette is take a generous portion of Kentish ingredients ­– 70% of the menu is locally sourced – add a handful of Indian-inspired spices and garnish with top-tier presentation and five-star service.

Other than the food, the relaxed feel is one of the best things about The Ambrette. The waiting staff are attentive without being in your face; the tables are generously spaced, giving plenty of privacy; and you can linger for hours without being hounded out to clear the table. I tried the ten-part tasting menu, which opens, like all the meals, with a mouthful-sized portion of something seasonal, in this case, pork with pea chutney and sea spinach. Packed full of flavours, it raises my expectations for the starters, my favourite being clove-smoked wood pigeon with rosemary and cinnamon-poached peach. The peach, like the mushroom samosa my partner tries, breaks so many rules yet creates something that’s so right. This really is like tasting the world anew.

Before the mains, everyone gets an espresso cup of soup of the day. My partner finds it tricky to pick a main, but goes for grilled mutton with pickled carrots and masala potatoes, and isn’t disappointed – it almost melts on the tongue. 

My tasting menu gives me two mains, hake with South Indian spices, then venison loin with spiced beetroot and pickled pears. It’s tough to pick between them, but the mung lentil kedgeree with the hake is divine, while I could happily have eaten a whole plate of the spiced beetroot.

After a shot of popping candy grenita, the desserts arrive and are just as outstanding, particularly the mango and vanilla creme brulee. I don’t need breakfast the next day, and I know when it comes to dinner, whatever I have isn’t going to get close to The Ambrette. It’s rare such quality comes at such a reasonable price, even on wine, with bottles under £20. Not to be missed.

FoodCycle’s Green & Pleasant Land dinner

Originally published on The Financial Times: How To Spend It on 05/03/16

Michelin-starred chefs get together to raise money for charity





Whoever came up with the proverb “too many cooks spoil the broth” was clearly unacquainted with the charity FoodCycle – and its Michelin-starred gala events.

Launched in May 2009, the group campaigns against food waste by collecting unwanted supermarket stock – mislabelled, damaged, over-ordered and almost-expired produce – and using it to prepare three-course meals for people who struggle to afford to feed themselves. With 29 volunteer-run projects across the UK, it has already provided more than 125,000 free meals, and is now running its second gala event to help fund its work.

The Green & Pleasant Land dinner at London’s Guildhall on April 21 will bring together seven chefs – including Giorgio Locatelli, Angela Hartnett, Shay Cooper and Cyrus Todiwala – to create a course each, and all proceeds from the £350 tickets will go to the charity. Menus are still being finalised, but the feast will include sambar masala-marinated fish with coconut-fondant potatoes, created by The Modern Pantry’s Anna Hansen, and Gloucester Old Spot porchetta with a Jersey Royal gratin courtesy of Salt Yard’s Ben Tish.

“FoodCycle is so important right now,” says Tish. “In our indulgent, careless times, it is making us understand our food wastage, then using this to help others. It couldn’t be more relevant.”

Hosted by food critic and broadcaster Jay Rayner, whose jazz band, the Jay Rayner Quartet – featuring Rayner on piano and his wife on vocals – will play live on the night, there will also be a silent auction, before the menu is rounded off with Australian chef Skye Gyngell’s almond tart with plum blossom ice cream and honeycomb.

In this case, maybe too many chefs will spoil the guests.

Thursday, 14 April 2016

A twist in the tale

A review of “Blackadder’s Christmas Carol”, originally published in Swissair Inflight Magazine, December 2014



Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” is arguably the most familiar festive story in the world. However, over 150 years after he put pen to paper, some of what would become the most familiar names in TV and cinema took his tale and told it their own way. “Blackadder’s Christmas Carol”, co-written in 1988 by future romcom king Richard Curtis – creator of films including “Four Weddings and a Funeral” and “Love Actually” – stars Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry and “Harry Potter” star Robbie Coltrane.

Atkinson plays Ebenezer Blackadder, who, like Dickens’ Scrooge, is visited by a ghost, but ends up undergoing a rather different change of character after seeing that “bad guys have all the fun”. Laurie appears in two visions the ghost presents to Blackadder, first as a slow-witted upper-class prince – a far cry from the medical genius he’d later portray in “House” – then, with Fry, as an attendant to a futuristic queen. As for the ghost, that’s played by Coltrane, who seems to have kept hold of the costume for his role as Hagrid in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”, which is also playing on board.

Friday, 19 June 2015


Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Meet The Composers: Satie

The first of a series, originally published on Litro on 20/11/13

I should confess straightaway that I am no expert on classical music. This journey into classical music is one that I hope to take with the reader, barely a step ahead most of the time, and possibly even a few steps behind sometimes.

© Ian Shine

So why am I taking this journey? Because, as I’ve found myself developing more of an interest in classical music, I’ve also found myself in a vain search for a guide. The only ones I’ve found either swan off miles ahead of me, making absurd presumptions that my knowledge-base has foundations as solid as theirs, or hammer me into a coma with a steady thwock-thwock-thwock of terms that mean close to nothing to the uninitiated. Take this from the Naxos website’s introduction to the Renaissance Period:

“This was also something of a golden period for choral composition as a seemingly endless flow of a capella (unaccompanied) masses, motets, anthems, psalms and madrigals flowed from the pens of the masters of the age.”

Meaningless, I’m sure you’ll agree.

So, what do I propose? Well, I propose looking at one composer at a time, writing about them in an accessible way, trying to provide a window into their life and some of their works. I propose finding some people to come along on this journey with me — so if other people want to contribute to this column, I would be more than happy for them to do so. Just leave a comment below or get in touch through my profile.
Erik Satie (1866-1925)

The first piece of classical music I ever heard and wanted to hear again was Erik Satie’s Gymnopédie No.1. I think part of its appeal was how “unclassical” it sounded. As a child, traipsing into primary school assembly every morning, I thought classical music was deafening menagerie of strings and clashing cymbals all fighting for precedence over one another, the kind of thing to start a war to. It was what adults listened to because adults were, well, the kind of people who liked to start wars… with children. For my headmistress, Gustav Holst’s The Planets were the lighter fluid for the fires in the pit of her stomach, ensuring every chastening she doled out would be a chastening to be remembered.

Gymnopédie No.1, on the other hand, is an almost careless dropping of notes from the stave to the piano, one by one; a sort of anti-bombastic statement. Satie wrote it in 1888, towards the end of what is known as the Romantic Period of classical music. This ran from roughly 1825 to 1900 and is characterised by the emergence of artists who took themselves pretty seriously, viewing themselves as visionaries, geniuses, people designed for another strata of life — as was fitting with the social stratification that came about on the back of the industrial revolution.

Take for one Richard Wagner (1813-1883), the much maligned anti-semite, whose operatic marathon the Ring Cycle runs for about 17 hours. Not only was the Ring Cycle a kind of world in itself, but Wagner wanted a special opera house designed for its premiere – and he got one: the Bayreuth Festspielhaus.

Then take Satie, whose Gymnopédie No. 1 — there are three in all — counts as one of his longer piano pieces, at three minutes. He came along and tried to stick a pin into the inflated earnestness of the Romantic Period, and not only by stripping down music to its bare essentials, but by coming up with titles such as Pieces to Make You Run Away and Three Pieces in the Form of a Pear — which he concocted after being accused of writing music that had no form — and musical directions such as “like a nightingale with toothache” and “don’t be proud”.

Indeed, he called for "music without sauerkraut”, and an escape from "Teutonic seriousness", and he didn’t just do this with fragile little piano pieces (most famously the Gnossiennes, as well as the Gymnopédies). In 1917, he collaborated with Jean Cocteau, Pablo Picasso and Serge Diaghilev on the ballet Parade, composing a 15-minute clatter that veers from the apparently quotidian into shattering bouts of foghorns and typewriters and through loop-the-loops of ragtime riffs. There was a riot on the opening night — possibly because of Satie’s music, possibly because of Picasso’s cubist set and costumes — and Satie gained recognition, or rather notoriety, far beyond that which he garnered for his Gymnopédies. Parade is also credited with opening the door that would result in all sorts of industrial music entering our collective ears.

Yet it is his piano works that have probably had a greater influence. Satie’s Vexations — a short musical phrase that could, in theory, be repeated indefinitely — is an obvious precursor to all sorts of loop-based music, particularly Brian Eno’s Ambient series, such as Music for Airports, and Aphex Twin’s Ambient Works. The Gymnopédies can even be heard in more up-tempo electronic music, such as Grimes.       

Satie also had an influence on art, hanging around with Surrealists and Dadaists. Man Ray came up with the idea for his famous “Cadeau” (“Gift”) — a flatiron with a line of nails glued to the bottom, robbing both items of their sole purpose — after going drinking with Satie, and Satie helped him buy the materials in a hardware store after Man Ray’s French proved inadequate.

Muppets creator Jim Henson once said, “The most sophisticated people I know – inside they are all children,” and Satie certainly had a lot of the child’s spirit, energy and unselfconsciousness inside him. And the more I find out about classical composers, the more I discover that many of them were childish, obsessive, bizarre, and probably not the kind of people you’d want to spend time with. Indeed, Satie fan Alistair McGowan found out as much while working on a Radio 4 documentary about the composer, when two leading Satie scholars told him they wouldn't have wanted to meet the man because he was “too quixotic and unpredictable a character” and they'd have found him too difficult to talk to.

Stories about Satie include:
  • He had seven identical yellow corduroy suits, one for each day of the week, so he never had to waste time choosing what to wear.
  • When it rained, he kept his umbrella under his coat to keep it dry.
  • For a time, he ate only white foods, hoping their simplicity and purity would inform his music.
  • He carried a hammer around in case anyone attacked him.

And I suppose this is part of why I have found myself attracted to classical music and musicians; because it and they can be anarchic, daft and childish. Because even among normally serious adults, it can create a spirit of rebellion. Back in my primary school, with my Holst-loving headmistress, I was given for a term the daunting duty of pressing play on the stereo as everyone filed in for assembly, and of changing the name on the board displaying the composer of the week. One teacher, let’s call her Mrs T — who later usurped the headmistress at the summit of that provincial primary school pyramid — took the opportunity offered by 1 April to expose her rival’s foolishness and faux knowledge in front of the whole school. Mrs T gave me a piece of card bearing the name of that week’s star composer, a name I had never seen before, one that was some sort of concatenation of two Formula 1 drivers — Prostalesi, I think. “Just put any old music on,” Mrs T said. “She’ll never know.”

And she didn’t know: not while she announced the composer of the week, not while she read out a paragraph about Prostalesi provided to her by Mrs T, not while she told us how much she loved his music and nodded her head as she made us all listen. But she did know when Mrs T revealed her ruse at the end of assembly and hundreds of children, and several teachers, started laughing. It wasn’t 1917, and it wasn’t quite a riot, but I think it was something of which Satie would have approved.

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

The Art of the Double Bill

Originally published on Litro on 19/03/13

What is it about choosing cinema snacks? Deciding which combo of overpriced junk food to go for takes up as much time as picking the film you’re going to see. You have to have popcorn, of course, but will it be sweet or salted? Or what about nachos and a dip. But then will the dip be cheese, salsa or guacamole? How about an ice cream instead? Although it will be tricky to pick from all those flavours. Or some pic’n’mix ? Or a bag of chocolates? Perhaps a hot dog? And then what about something to drink? Maybe you like to swill the popcorn out of your teeth with that auditorium classic, watery coke, or kill the spice of your nachos with a beer, or augment the traces of the cigarette you puffed outside by having a coffee (see Jim Jarmusch). The choices go on, and the combinations will all work together in different ways.




The same could be said of putting together a double bill — an innovation that came about during the depression of the 1930s as of way of roping in a larger audience who would be more likely to part with their hard-earned if they were getting two films for the price of one. The art of the perfect double bill has always been about finding two films that bring out something in the other that might not be quite so piquant if they were shown on their lonesome, or alongside something else. It’s like choosing to put gin together with tonic or Angostura bitters, or to eat a hot dog with ketchup or mustard — a view shared by New Statesman film critic Ryan Gilbey:


“The only rule I can see for a double bill is finding two films with complementary flavours,” he says. “I guess there doesn’t even have to be a literal connection like the same director, star or even genre. One good example that I remember — actually it’s a triple bill, but one of the films is short — was at London’s old Scala cinema in the late 1980s, where I got most of my cinematic education. It was playing the first run of Alex Cox’s bizarre warmed-up spaghetti western Straight to Hell, which they showed with Bob Rafelson’s Monkees film, Head, and Luis Buñuel’s 40-minute religious comedy Simon of the Desert. It was genius, because each film opened up the other for the viewer.”

Ice cream, all the flavours (too much of a good thing)
It is exactly this sort of hotchpotch of filmic fare that appeals to online cinema Mubi.com’s content manager Duncan Gray, who says the only real rule for a double bill is that it be “an instructive but fun way to compare and contrast, to acknowledge the breadth of cinema and the joy of omnivorous consumption by bouncing two films off one another”.


By the same measure, a lot of the obvious connections for double bills — sequels; remakes; same leading actors — may leave one feeling rather surfeited; as if one’s eyes were bigger than one’s belly. Gray again: “One Saturday night in college, I joined a group of friends to watch all three Indiana Jones movies back-to-back-to-back. Though I’d already seen each film many times (and loved them all), placing them side by side gave me the belated realisation that Indiana Jones goes through the same damn character arc each time. In other words, taking them all at once diminished the impact of each individual film instead of growing them.”

Gilbey cites the pairing of Alan Parker’s Midnight Express and Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver — two films about young, American, criminal outsiders that were commonly screened together in the 1970s and 1980s — as another example of double bill overkill. “It sounds like eating potatoes and rice to me: way too heavy. Likewise William Friedkin’s Cruising and Brian de Palma’s Dressed to Kill — how much sex and violence do you really want in one sitting?”

While a director double bill may be a more rewarding way to exploit obvious connections — “ask any card-carrying auteurist, and they’ll tell you that the best way to experience a great director is to look at their films as an entire body of work”, Gray says — it does seem to lack imagination, especially when there is a pretty much endless platter of movies to be picked at.

Sweet popcorn & Seven-Up (two takes on sugar-coated)
One of the best double bills I remember going to see — at London’s home of double bills, the Prince Charles Cinema on Leicester Square — is Chris Columbus’ Home Alone withFrank Capra’s It’s a Wonderful Life a couple of Christmases ago. The films look at a lot of the same themes (festivity; home; family; being trapped in a little town) but consider them through different eyes — the eyes of a little boy in 1990 and a middle-aged man in 1946 — although one gets the feeling that these eyes have elements of the same soul behind them: James Stewart’s character in 
It’s a Wonderful Life  George Bailey, even declares at one point “I wanna do what I wanna do” — a dream that Macaulay Culkin’s Kevin McCallister gets to fulfil — as if they are the same spirit in different bodies (see the newly released Cloud Atlas).

Gilbey suggests teaming up It’s a Wonderful Life with Joel and Ethan Coen’s Raising Arizona — “the sweetness and tradition of the Capra satisfied one part of you, and the breakneck mania of the Coens another” — and Harold Ramis’ Groundhog Daywith Buñuel’s The Exterminating Angel — “very different treatments of the subject of stasis from different traditions, Hollywood and arthouse, but there is enough crossover to make the pairing spark”.

Galaxy Counters & salted popcorn (anarchy and incongruity)
Gray adds something new to the recipe, saying a favourite double bill of his is the classic Looney Tunes short Duck Amuck (which is easily worth six-and-a-half minutes of anybody’s time) and Leos Carax’s Holy Motors. “They not only share similar themes in genres as disparate as children’s cartoons and arthouse films, Duck Amuck provides the ideal gateway and context for the Carax film, as its anarchy makes no more or less sense than that of Holy Motors, so you get to loosen your expectations and see what happens to anarchy when it grows up.”




Gilbey’s fondness for watching films while munching on “Galaxy Counters sprinkled into a tub of salted popcorn, shaken well,” may well be the cinema snack equivalent of that anarchy grown up, with “the combination of salt and chocolate, hard counters and spongy popcorn, offering the same odd combo of incongruous flavours as an unusual double bill”.

Nachos & coke (a spot of heat with a splash of sugar)
For me, the cinema diet of choice has to be nachos — something a little bit sharp, that will stick in your teeth (and your throat) — washed down with diet coke — something a bit easier to take. Cinematically, this could translate into Matthieu Kassovitz’s La Haine followed by Robert Bresson’s Pickpocket. They have a lot in common — both French, black and white films, about criminals and outsiders, and are both about 90 minutes long — but come at similar material 40 years apart. 
And while Pickpocket is not a simple watch, Bresson’s style gives it almost a fairytale touch that makes it a much easier watch than La Haine, at least aesthetically, allowing it to wash away the nasty taste Kassovitz’s film might leave behind.

So what are your perfect cinema pairings — from the box office and the refreshments stand?

Saturday, 4 May 2013

How a novel should be?

Review: How Should a Person Be? by Sheila Heti

This book is definitely not going to be to everyone's taste, but then Sheila Heti would be the first person to acknowledge that. For, as Heti says on page one, "you can admire anyone for being themselves", and that is really what this book is about; although more importantly it is the way that this book is concerned with this topic that makes it so monumental and has resulted in it receiving so much praise (although apparently not on Amazon).



"How Should a Person Be?" is not concerned with living up to traditional expectations of what a novel should be, it is concerned only with saying what it wants to say, and saying it in the best way the author can find to say it. It is a memoir-cum-novel-cum play about a female writer (also called Sheila) trying to write a play and failing, trying to hold together a friendship and partially failing, and trying to understand how a person should be, and finally understanding it (sort of) through her failings. By stripping away many of the pretences of traditional fiction, Heti finds a way of drawing the reader into her world, taking the reader along with her, through her failings and her despair and her sufferings and out the other side. And it is this highly personal, self-flagellating method of story-telling that helps to get across the book's message: "A life without failure, suffering or doubt [is] empty of those things that make a human life meaningful." A person should be someone who is happy to fail, who is prepared to keep on failing, to face up to their failings (as Heti is doing with this book, which is not the play she set out to write), and to learn from their failings; rather than someone who keeps running away from their failings in the hope of finding a place where they never fail, suffer or doubt themselves, because that place doesn’t exist.

The book is about more than this, although this is its key message. But as I said above, a lot of what the book is about is connected to the way the book is constructed, in fragmentary chunks, in acts like a play (Sheila's failure to write a play is her success; because she has a five act book here, so isn't that a play, even if it isn't the kind of play she set out to write, or the kind of thing normally called 'a play'?), with events and its protagonist sprawling itinerantly across North America in the same way as Sheila's mind sprawls itinerantly across the plains of life.

A traditional novel shows us a rounded image of a "traditional" person (a 19th century image of a person, living a sort of "monotrack" life), embedded in one place, living an apparently linear life. Heti understands that real people and real life are not like that anymore. With the internet, with the ease of moving around from place to place, with our atomised society, few of us really live lives that fan out into a kind of linear narrative. Rather we live, as David Shields puts it in his book "How Literature Saved My Life"
, a sort of collage life, taking all these myriad things that happen to us and trying to fit them together in the best way that we can.

If "How Should a Person Be?" doesn't sound like the kind of book for you, that's ok. And if it sounds like the kind of thing you might hate, that is perhaps even better. For as Heti says towards the end of this book: "The only way to go somewhere new is to do the thing I most fear." So go on, give this book a try. It might scare you, and you might despise it, but it is guaranteed to take you somewhere new.

The picture for this review, which may appear to make little sense, is a reference to the final chapter of the book

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Humankind's happy misery: Review (The Silence of Animals, by John Gray)


This book develops the ideas from John Gray's 2002 book Straw Dogs, although there is no need to have read the earlier book in order to understand or appreciate this book.


In Straw Dogs, Gray set out the notion that human beings differ only from other animals in that they convince themselves that they are superior beings destined to conquer the earth and rule over all other life forms. In The Silence of Animals, he delves behind this conviction, looking at the myth of human progress that supports our false hopes for ourselves - the hope of reaching some kind of utopian salvation. A key thread in the book is the religious nature of all movements and philosophies, with humanists coming in for a particularly heavy going over - "humanists believe that humanity improves along with the growth of knowledge, but the belief that the increase of knowledge goes with advances in civilization is an act of faith" - and atheists being asked to ask a much bigger question of themselves than those they ask of belivers: if God does not exist, why do so many people feel a need to have a faith in one? It is this idea of faith that Gray is really interested in, and he brands humanism and atheism as "secular faiths" that take humankind as their God, with the myths of progress as their testament.

The idea that we need a faith to soothe us through the thorny discomforts of life is nothing new - Marx said in 1843 that religion is the opium of the people - but what elevates this book to another plane is that Gray dissects why human beings are so reliant on myths in order to give their lives meaning - effectively reaching a conclusion that "a life without myths is itself the stuff of myth" - and why we feel the need to give our lives meaning at all. He quotes a plethora of poets, memoirists and thinkers along the way (most commonly Wallace Stevens, Sigmund Freud and Friedrich Nietzsche - although strangely Albert Camus does not get a mention, despite his The Myth of Sisyphus treading ground very close to that which Gray passes over here), as he pushes toward the idea that people "find meaning in the suffering that the struggle for happiness brings", that we are "attached to nothing so much as this state of happy misery". 

From this idea he picks up Freud, asking why we need to pursue an idea of happiness - fundamentally reaching the conclusion that we do so in order to distract ourselves from our lives ("from the internal monologue that is the dubious privilege of human self-awareness") - and then asking why we cannot simply be happy to exist and experience life.

The book then moves into its final part, where Gray joins hands with Samuel Beckett to question the use of language (how it gets in the way of our simply existing and experiencing life) and J.A. Baker, whose book The Peregrine saw him attempt to understand the silent existence of a peregrine falcon. While animals appear content simply to exist, the human's problem is the constant quest to give meaning to existence - a meaning universally underpinned by the myth of progress.

Gray asks us to essentially take a step back from existence, to stop interfering with the world, to stop building false constructs within it and our minds, to "look with eyes that are not covered with a film of thought". It is thought, the one thing we think we have that makes us superior to animals, that is in fact our undoing - we think ourselves to death, or at least out of life.

Gray comes close to reaching the same conclusion in this book ("Contemplation can be understood as an activity that aims not to change the world or to understand it, but simply to let it be") as he did in Straw Dogs ("Can we not think of the aim of life as being simply to see?"), but he adds a final kicker in this book: "There is no redemption from being human. But no redemption is needed."

In the context of the book, this rings an optimistic note - that humans can reach this point of not feeling the need for redemption - but the more realistic conclusion seems to be reached 10 pages before the end: “Man, much more than baboon or wolf, is an animal formed for conflict; his life seems meaningless to him without it.” After all, we attached to nothing so much as this state of happy misery.

Thursday, 4 April 2013

Review: The Middlesteins, by Jami Attenberg



As Tolstoy wrote in Anna Karenina: "Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way".

In Jami Attenberg's The Middlesteins, every member of the eponymous unhappy family is unhappy in his or her own way. The book revolves around Edie, the chronically obese grandmother who simply can't stop eating. Orbiting around her are Richard, her ex-husband hunting down new love in his 60s, her son Benny, who hides from the world through his nightly spliff (much as his mother finds solace in food), her daughter-in-law Rachelle, whose life is controlled by the need to appear the perfect Jewish mother and to stay as slim as possible, and her daughter Robin, drifting between places, drifting between childhood and adulthood, unsure of who she is and where she belongs.


The book declares towards its end that life is "full of layers and nuances, coloured all shades of gray", but unfortunately for this novel those shades of gray weren't quite nuanced enough. While there is some grayness about Edie - her family might want her to lose weight, but she doesn't seem particularly interested in doing so, and shouldn't she be left free to eat herself into the grave if she wishes? - the rest of the characters and plot feel very one-dimensional. Rachelle is almost a parody of the good Jewish wife, and even Richard (probably the second main character) doesn't feel like he has much depth to him, other than half a chapter on his arrival from Ukraine and establishment of his pharmacy store (seemingly pulled from the pages of a book - The Jews of Chicago: From Shtetl to Suburb (Theethnic history of Chicago) - read for research and mentioned in the acknowledgements).

I enjoyed reading The Middlesteins, although I felt that I came away from it with very little, other than the "morals" that family is the most important thing in life, at the centre of everything, a source of sometimes unlikely bonds between two individuals with little else in common; and that people find solace from life in all sorts of things - food, drink, drugs, organising b'nai mitzvahs - and just because one person's way of dealing with life is more socially acceptable than another's, it doesn't make them a better person.

The book is a very easy and very quick read, which might make it nice to flick thorough on a commute, but the reader's eyes glide across the words in the same way that the author glides across the surface of a lot of big issues - at no point does she let you fall into the gaps between the words and the characters' actions and find the difficult meanings, the nuanced grays, hidden in between.